Ted and Cole
In the overpriced hotel sports bar. Talking about movies, what else?
Max Cannon and Jen Sorensen
Also consuming overpriced drinks. But heck, at least there was a hot tub.
The best booth ever
OK, so I made my display on posterboard 20 minutes before the exhibit opened, but that's just my stellar time management.
More hot lady booth photos
For $10, we'll make ironic, yet sincere, political remarks at you.
Please run our cartoons
Or our pets will eat substandard food made from animal byproducts.
Ted and Cole
This booth is a masterpiece of modern minimalist cinema.
Andy's booth
Featuring Max Cannon's torture advice (free tip: waterboards are for suckers... real torture is about quality, not quantity)
Mikhaela and Andy
Should not be allowed to drink margaritas.
Cole and Ted
Swap stories about youthful adventures far too inappropriate to recount here.
The mean streets of San Diego
Are no match for a New Yorker in black shirt, black jeans, and black sunglasses.
Admiring the crapé architecture
The beauty was such that I was forced to close my eyes or expire on the spot.
Indian food buffet
The San Diego Zoo
Ladies and topiary: always a good combination.
Jen and Mikhaela...
... get ready for their future duties as Republican party stooges. Jeb in 2008, baby!
The Reptile Room
I think that's an albino anaconda. Freaky.
Mikhaela and friend
This orangutuan is named either Lucey or Janey and she likes it when ladies go through their purses and show her makeup. She is clearly in need of feminist consciousness raising.
Cole and Ted, somewhere in the deserts of Central Asia
Only not actually.
You like?
For $800 we will sell you a short ride on this camel (dromedary?), lady.
Meerkats are cute
Elephant butt
The gang communes with the more intelligent end of a Republican metaphor.
Make way for duckling
I bet you didn't know the classic children's book is a favorite with white supremacists because it depicts an all-white Boston. Did you?
Rhino
Yes, this is a rhino.
Alas
I lost all my photos of Mexico and the aerospace museum on the plane, so this is it. Sob...